Bingo.....BORING?????

Bingo.....BORING?????
My husband always wondered what intrigued all of us bingo nuts to go and play bingo at the local bingo halls. So one night he asked if he could go with me and see what all the excitement was about. So I packed him a dauber and off we went. We got to the local hall and I had met up with my regular bingo buddies. So we all sat at our usual table, I sat next to my one girlfriend and we sat both our husbands next to each other, which was down near the end of the table. We started playing the games, my husband looked like he was having fun. About an hour went buy, we were into the first coverall game, when i suddenly heard this strange noise, so I looked down to the end of the table where I had sat my husband and saw him SOUND ASLEEP, snoring as loud as he could face down on his bingo cards!! By this time the other tables around us had noticed him sleeping and were now laughing hysterically. I got up and went to wake him (embarrassed but laughing)when I tapped him and when he woke up he stood up and yelled BINGO at the top of his lungs!!! By this time the entire hall was roaring in laughter because when he stood up and yelled BINGO, first of all he didn't have the bingo, and second of all he had BRIGHT BLUE DAUBER dots on the right side of his face from sleeping on his cards!!! So after things calmed down and we were in break time, I asked him why he fell asleep, and he replied with "bingo is quite BORING"!! He has never asked to go with me again. (LOL, I wonder why??)

BORED - RETIRED - DESPERATE
What to do with myself ?? I got interested in playing the pokies (Slots), then became scared, I was fast becoming *ADDICTED* thus reducing my resources to a dangerous level.
THEN - I discovered the Weird & Wonderful World of Bingo.
Some may argue that I just swapped one form of gambling for another.
TRUE - BUT - it is controlled, you buy the number of books up front that you can comfortably play with and that is all you need to spend for the session of bingo.
I became so keen on bingo that I no longer wasted my time and money at the Casino. In fact I emulated that famous man who " Loved the Remington razor so much, he bought the factory" that I taught myself to build a Website devoted to this weird and wonderful BINGO. I also poured all my feelings into Writing a trilogy on bingo. Building this site opened up the www for me and I am never bored any longer, in fact I am HAPPY - BUSY - FULFILLED

MY BINGO TRILOGY
A BINGO LAMENT

Rah rah it's winners all, then the man begins to call.
Quickly all my hopes diminish, I'm slowly crawling to the finish.
Maybe next game ~ I will see, surely now it will be me.
Another week ~ another game, woe is me it's just the same.

A BINGO CHEER

To win the jackpot is my aim, I'm sure all players feel the same.
I'm getting close ~ just need the nine, any time now, it could be mine.
While down here begging on my knees, say my number IF you please.
With bated breath I hear him, so ~~ I *am* the one who shouts BINGO.
RAH RAH RAH

A BINGO PACT

Bingo lovers all unite, lets be friends, we will not fight.
It's not a sin if you should win, although it's hard to wear a grin.
Let's all gather here next week, to try again ~ the game we seek.
Perhaps it will be one of us, to head for home ~ our purse a plus