Don't be late.

Don't be late.
We were running late for our favorite bingo sessions. I rushed in to catch up numbers so as not to miss any . My brother-in-law, Steve Couldn't get going fast enough and was missing out. He hurriedly reached into his car glovebox , grabbed a dabber, ran in to the table and started daubing numbers. As a roar of laughter bellowed from my brother Gene and Husband John; I looked over to see what was going on. Steve had powder all over his Cards... he had grabbed, (instead of a bingo daubber) a bottle of 'Jock itch powder' We were all laughing so hard we coudn't hear numbers for a sec or two; as we realized what he daubed his paper with!

Choppers
Well, this a funny bingo story I would love to tell, but I can not name any names because she would really get mad at me.
ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE ALL SITTING AT OUR FAVORITE BINGO HALL, as we always do on the weekends. But this one night we were waiting for them to call back a winner, and all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I seen something drop on my friends pack, and I see her reach her hand up and grab something. Well I could not help but ask what I thought I had seen was really true. I said was that your teeth that fell out, and she gave me the awfulest look and said y-e-s. You just had to be there to enjoy it. But we all laugh about it even her every time we think about it. I was laughing while writing this to you all.
Thanks Crystal Mayes

Dauberhead
Have you ever seen someone wear his ink? I did! We were at a bingo hall and someone yelled BINGO! and this guy across the room slammed his dauber down and the cap blew off and he wore green ink all over his white shirt and red hair. He looked like christmas with red and green hair.

FREAKY FRIDAY
I went to my usual bingo game on Friday night. I got all set up to play, I always bring a bottle of water with me.
Well this Friday night, we were playing the lucky seven game and it was like $500.00, on two cards I was waiting & I got so excited when they called my number, all my friends were happy for me.
I went to take a sip of my water and everyone just let out these ya ya yas. Instead of drinking my water I put my dabber up to my mouth thinking it was my water, well needless to say I was a sight to behold.